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What the $%&# is a Linkalope?

What the $%&# is a Linkalope?

What the $%&# is a Linkalope?

Not a clue. There was once this guy named Zac who was itching to make a website called Bikealope. It would have had bikes. Or motorcycles. But he didn’t make it, or rather, didn’t get to make it. But that doesn’t matter. Because this isn’t Bikealope, it’s Linkalope.

So of course that didn’t answer anything. Nor will anything else you read on this page. There isn’t an answer, because it doesn’t mean anything.

And it’s not that the question isn’t fair. Or that you’re being rebuffed. It’d be a pleasure to deliver the answer. It’s just that there isn’t one.

Which brings us back to Zac. You see he has this tattoo. It’s a primitive bird, or a duck, inside a thick oval. And all the time people ask him, “What does that tattoo mean?” And he says, “Nothing. It doesn’t mean anything.”

And the people refuse to believe him. But I do.

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